Age: 32

Is there a genre left for Ashton Kutcher to try at this point? The former That 70’s Show goofball has ridden his Punk’d notoriety into all types of movies, including science fiction (The Butterfly Effect), drama (Bobby), action/adventure (The Guardian), and lowbrow comedy (What Happens in Vegas). As diverse as the films have been, there is one common denominator at play: The movies all suffer from “inept star syndrome.” Kutcher has always been a better self-salesman (frequent talk show appearances, rampant Twitter usage) than an actual performer. So, unless he can prove us wrong and churn out at least one award-winning film within the next three years, Demi Moore’s hubby should aspire to be the next Ryan Seacrest.