After more than two decades on TV, The Simpsons finally arrived recently when Hustler Hollywood made a porn parody of the animated show (check out their SFW yet disturbing trailer or Fleshbot's NSFW stills). Because nothing is hotter than seeing porn stars covered in yellow paint, doing (admittedly very good) impressions of Homer, Marge, Flanders, and Moe. And McBain. (You can't have a porn parody without McBain.) Obviously the porn parody craze has now gotten out of hand—see also, 30 Rock, The Office, Entourage, Jersey Shore and many, many others—but which series are primed to be sexually satirized? Ahead, our suggestions.
COMMUNITY
Parodies are big sellers for the porn industry—at least that's what we've heard—and that's the type of push that the underwatched Community could really use. That it also leans heavily toward porn parody in the first place would only help matters. Seriously, a study group at a community college? It might as well feature a pizza delivery man with an extra meaty pie.
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CONAN
You may have thought Bill Carter wrote the last word on The Great Late-Night War of 2010, but he didn't. That won't be written until the entire thing gets put through the porn ringer. Recast Jay, Conan, Dave, and even Jimmy and George as women, throw in some eager production assistants, and voila: porn parody nirvana!
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60 MINUTES
The longest running prime-time television show doesn't have a porn parody? That needs to be fixed, post-haste. Just imagine the fun to be had with porno Andy Rooney's bushy eyebrows.
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TOP CHEF
Because Dancing with the Stars and Jersey Shore already have porn parodies of their own, Top Chef is the final reality juggernaut that could use a sex makeover. Food and sex is messy, yes, but must we remind you of the yellow painted porn stars in The Simpsons parody? Where does all the paint go?
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ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
The only way you're going to wind up seeing an Arrested Development movie is if it's a porno. And, come to think of it, that might be just the way the Bluth family would have wanted it.
