Years before Smif-N-Wessun would make a painful attempt at sampling Super Smash Bros. music with the indefensible "Super Brooklyn" record, the short lived cartoon Super Mario Bros. Super Show! gave the idea a go. There's not much remembered of the show, the exception being this intro which featured two seemingly broke, out of work, and probably deliriously hungry actors dressed up as the Mario Brothers, rapping and wobbling in front of a cartoon back drop. Really folks, it doesn't get sadder (or more entertaining) than this shit.