Crime: Serial Killer? Ahhhhhhhh! We don't remember the last time there has been a full-fledged serial killer on the loose in the Tri-State Area, but this might be it. Four bodies, all women, were found with authorities still looking for missing prostitute Shannon Gilbert. The case is now being looked at by the Feds and Hostel director Eli Roth. [NY Daily News]

Media: Time Magazine has decided. The man of the year is Mark Zuckerberg, the creator of Facebook and now, at age 26, the youngest person to receive the award. The billionaire had an up and down year with the lowest point being the release of The Social Network, which depicted him as a devious little shit. Considering douche-bags like LeBron James and Glenn Beck were also nominees, and in the past people like Joseph Stalin and You have won the award, we're not even mad. [Huffington Post]

Movies: Michael Madsen? A shady guy? Noooooooo! Apparently the troubled actor has gotten himself in another pickle after shafting director Douglas Green out of 20 grand, after he dropped out of a movie he was supposed to star in. Green is now planning to sue for $100,000. You know what's the main mistake Green made? Not being Quentin Tarantino. [TMZ]

Comics/Movies: Jon Favreau confirmed on his Twitter that he will not be coming back to direct Iron Man 3. Speaking on behalf of comic book movie fans everywhere who remember when Tim Burton stopped making Batman movies and Bryan Singer stopped making X-Men flicks: FUCK! [Allie is Wired]

TV: Yes, even after all these years, Hulk Hogan is still not to be fucked with. Apparently while Hogan and his new wife, Jennifer McDaniel, exchanged vows, an unwanted photographer tried to snap a couple of pictures, which led to a friend of the family stepping in and a scuffle breaking out. Then, Ric Flair came out of nowhere and put Hogan in a choke hold. OK, that last part didn't happen, but fuck, wouldn't that have been cool as shit? [Us Magazine]

Movies: While horny fans and future co-stars salivate over Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds' split, it is killing killer whales. Seriously. PETA, Greenpeace, get on this! [NextMovie]