Console-LeadRockstar drops a trailer for L.A. Noire. It is no longer a myth, fable, or old wives' tale. Now if only we could do something about OJ's other glove, Kwame Brown's basketball skills, and Dr. Dre's Detox... [Rockstar].

If you thought the record-crushing COD: Black Ops couldn't get more amazing—well, you were wrong. Infinity Ward gives fans two hidden games, Zork and Dead Ops Arcade. [Examiner]

This is way better than a shitty Comedy Central roast about Flavor Flav, Bob Saget, or whoever-the-hell-else's career needs a pick-me-up. This is the Roast of Mario, and it is not—we repeat—not safe for work. [Kotaku]

Viacom's selling Harmonix. Apparently music video games aren't doing too well. In other news, the sky is blue and the grass is green. [Game Informer]

Fancy Pants Adventure is getting its own console game! We're keeping our fingers crossed for a press kit that's fully (and awesomely) equipped with a pair of our own fancy pants. Be jealous, haters. [GamaSutra]