Comics: A new, made-over Superman wearing skinny ties, hoodies, and low-rise jeans hits stores this week in DC's Superman: Earth One. There's no word on any man-scaping, thankfully. [NY Post]

Crime: Crime fighting hero and media sensation Antoine Dodson is selling the official Bed Intruder Costume online. Now run and tell that, homeboy! [Bed Intruder]

Movies: Comedian and actor Russell Brand married singer Katy Perry this weekend in India. Dammit! We had two good reasons they shouldn't be wed, but now he gets to forever hold our piece! [CBS News]

Magazines: Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend, Russian pop singer Oksana Grigorieva, turns down Playboy magazine's offers of $75,000 to pose nude. Who's a whore now, Mel? [TMZ]

Politics: Denied an endorsement from President Obama , Rhode Island Democratic gubernatorial candidate Frank Caprio publicly lashes out, saying "he can take his endorsement and really shove it as far as I am concerned." Ooh! Dem's fightin' words! [ABC News]