CLAIM TO FAME: Played Janet in Rocky Horror Picture Show, Louise in Thelma and Louise, and most recently Jake's mother in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Obviously, we'd play ping pong with her. We mean actual table tennis at her sport club SPiN. That wasn't just another tasteless euphemism for sex...unless that's OK with her, then we totally mean it sexually.