So the lighthouse thing isn't that cool. Everyone says it is, but it's not. The minutemen with muskets are cool, but what really makes this place great is that it's infinitely better than the old Foxboro Stadium. It's like you lived for a hundred years as some kind of turd beetle and just when you couldn't take it anymore, you died and were reincarnated as a hawk. And then won a bunch of Super Bowls and got everyone wicked psyched. Now go throw some snow, Masshole.