WHEN: 2007
RECORDING: Voicemail for 11-year-old daughter Ireland
WHY IT'S EMBARRASSING: Baldwin, who was engaged in a messy custody battle with his ex-wife Kim Basinger, flipped on his daughter, whose age he didn't know, and called her a "rude, thoughtless little pig" who doesn't have the same "brains or the decency as a human being" because she repeatedly failed to answer her cell phone when he called her at a prearranged time. We sure he was fighting for custody?

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