Claim to fame: Not being in Playboy, that's for sure! She's actually a modest soccer mother of three from suburbia. Her favorite hobbies include playing racquetball at the country club and attending weekly book-club brunches with the girls. Believe us? No shit you don't believe us. No matter what we tell you about the former Cyber Girl of the Year, you already know that body's been seen in all its glory somewhere glossy.