Controversy: Detroit Tigers pitcher Joel Zumaya takes an injury break due to intense wrist and forearm inflammation. The team blames Guitar Hero. [Deadspin]
Complex says: Alright Joel, we understand that when you're a professional athlete and there's a lot of pressure, but consider this! Perhaps the reason behind your "injury" isn't so much that you were playing Guitar Hero, but was in fact because you were sucking that tap like it was shower day on Oz. And that chick you're with is quite large.