Console Asylum: John Marston? More Like John TWO-TON, LOLZ!

Red Dead Redemption's hero packs on the pounds, plus other video game treats from around the internets.

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fat_marstonWe have a morbid fascination with playing the "fat" characters in fighting games (we see you, Bob!) These guys went ahead and gave some other characters a few extra pounds. We can't front, Lara Croft could still get it. We like them big gulls! [GamesRadar]

Team Fortress 2's Spy x an adorable stuffed donkey. Maybe it's just us, but WE ARE FULLY CHARGED! [eBay]

We always liked how NBA Jam would include non-athletes like Bill Clinton and Will Smith. You know who they need for the game's reboot? George Washington Carver and Ellen Page! GET THAT SHIT OUTTA MY HOUSE, JUNO! [Sarcastic Gamer]

We don't know how to tell you this, but there's about to be a Jersey Shore game. In fact, if you're a fan of the show on Facebook, you might already be a total dickbag playing it! [Examiner]

Bungie likes to say that Halo: Reach is the last Halo game they'll be making, which no one really believed. But no one said anything about a new Microsoft division! [Game Informer]

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