As soon as we saw the Speed Racer movie, we thought to ourselves, "God, please don't let them make a sequel." Then we thought, "But, yo, let them make a video game!" Thankfully, the game was way better than the movie, although most of what made the movie suck—cartoonish car stunts, wild tracks, stiff, silly, video-game dialogue—makes the game awesome. This track was one of those wild tracks. To say it's F-Zero-like should go without saying. We like futuristic racers. Sue us.