Systems: PS3, 360, PC
Release Date: Jan. 5
Zelda-style questing, just with way less elvish androgyny and way more RAWR BROLIC APOCALYPTO. You want war? We'll give you war. Play as a hypertrophic War (yeah, as in one of the Four Horseman), forced to battle angels and demons and sadly not Dan Brown in his quest to restore balance to the world. There might not be a ton of originality, but there's a ton of color and a ton of action and a ton of brawn—which, as you know, is half of what built the Eiffel Tower.