BONUS: “For music lovers, I don't think it's a hurdle at all. There are sneakers that cost more than an iPod.”

Date: October 27, 2003
Where: Newsweek
Target: Complex readers?

What He's Really Saying:
 "Don't talk to me about the iPod being too expensive. There are kids out there who drop rent checks on sneakers with Apes on 'em." [Ed.—Wait—Steve, are you taking shots at people who spend $300 on sneakers? C'mon dude]]