Naked Truth! The 7 Worst Nude Recreation Activities

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It's time we whipped it out. No, not our junk (it was already out when we started writing this). We're talking about Complex's list of activities that every swingin' dick should avoid while out being carefree and breaking society's rules during Nude Recreation Week (recognized by the American Association for Nude Recreation on July 5-11). If there's one place you don't want to put your penis, it's in harm's way, so before an eagle tries to make off with your trouser snake on what you thought would be a fun nature walk, be sure you get the naked truth on the 7 worst nude recreation activities...