REALITY: MAN V. FOOD PRESENTS: DESSERT, 9 PM, TRAVEL We're thinking Adam Richman's gonna fall out on camera soon. Tonight could be the night.
TALK: Chris Rock chops it up with Letterman (11:35, CBS), Corinne Bailey Rae performs on Leno (11:35, NBC), and Wire creator David Simon talks up his new project Treme on The Colbert Report (11:30, Comedy Central).
SPORTS: SPURS @ SUNS, 10:30, ESPN The Western Conference playoff field is set, but with the 2-7 seeds within 3.5 games of each other, there's going to be plenty of jockeying for home court advantage in the last two weeks of the regular season. Phoenix is two games ahead of San Antonio at the moment, and this could easily be a preview of a first round playoff matchup.
MOVIE: PORKY'S, 9:50, ENCORE The classic that spawned all the great Judd Apatow movies we love these days. Oh, and something about Kim Cattrall sans panties.
COMEDY: SOUTH PARK, 10, COMEDY CENTRAL Unlike another animated juggernaut we know (rhymes with "The Plimptons"), South Park actually seems to be getting better as it ages.