Riverdale High School, the stomping grounds of Archie, Veronica and co., has a brand new big man on campus. He's Kevin Keller: tall and blond with the most chiseled chin this side of Mt. Rushmore. He's beaten Jughead in a hamburger-eating contest, and caught the eye of Veronica. Oh, and he's gay (and no, we ain't telling who it was that told us he was "big man" on campus).

Last Thursday, Archie Comics announced that they were introducing their first openly gay character, the aforementioned Mr. Keller. To which we say: about time. You see, Riverdale has been a hotbed (pun intended) of sexual activity (both straight and gay) for years. Don't believe us? Have a look at the most flagrant moments in Archie's history.