It's never a bad idea to kick-off the week Eva Longoria Parker, though today just happens to be especially perfect timing. The Desperate Housewife, who confessed to Oprah that she had been called 'la prieta fea,' which means 'the ugly dark one,' growing up, turns 35 today and looks sexier than ever. That's definitely a slap in the face to those bitch-ass bullies. Come to think of it, being just five years shy of the big 4-0 makes her 27 year-old husband (San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker) look like jail-bait to her. So, to celebrate Eva's remaining years of legit pre-cougar status, we're gifting her, or rather, you, with 35 of her hottest pictures...