An original member of the Laguna Beach cast when she was a 17-year-old high school junior, K.C. was the first person to beef with one Lauren Conrad (well, the first to do so on M-T-muthaeffin'-V, that is). Kristen missed out when L.C. hit the vapidosphere with The Hills, but now, in a cruel/delicious/completely irrelevant twist of fate, Kristin's on Lauren's spin-off show, and Lauren's not. Folks, this is why people hate America. Well, that and our Muslim president.