Not an ass guy? All good 'cause Fetish Friday is here to celebrate girls that have butts like Marisa Miller's abs—flat as a washboard! Sure, we usually love thicky-thick chicks with thumpers, but there's something to be said about the less-endowed. The entire modeling industry probably wouldn't exist if there wasn't a market for ass-less beauties. Besides, onions can make you cry, but pancakes are a great sight in the morning.
So turn off that Sir Mix-A-Lot and get ready to jam to track 10 on the new Clipse album—because like Pusha-T says: "I used to be all about a fat ass, then I found a cutie with a flat ass." If our list of voluptuous video vixens didn't do it for you, then check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with small bums...
THE HILLS GIRLS
• Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari don't pack much junk in the trunk, but we tune in to our guilty-pleasure TV fave to see their hot asses anyway.
• The feisty British import loves to smoke, but there's no butts here!
• Apparently, it's possible to have a flat ass and a flat chest and still be sexy.
• Even outside of Pirates of the Caribbean, Miranda's boyfriend Orlando Bloom is searching for the booty.
• We don't mind if Mrs. Cannon is lacking in the ass area because her twos make up for it.
• We can't tell where her thigh ends and butt begins, but she's still our favorite Korean pop star.
• Cassie might think she needs more "puff" in her bubble, but she's still the baddest girl to grace our cover—twice!
• We'd love to pour syrup all over this pancake ass.
• Leighton's gluteus maximus is not so maximum, but she still looks damn good.
EMANUELA DE PAULA
• Who says all girls from Brazil have a fatty? Emanuela's will do just fine.
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