September's a month, 30 days it has, unlike some other months that have 31. And in those 30 days of September, some hot girls were born, and really, why read any more—let's look at pictures of the 10 Hottest Girls Born in September...
SALMA HAYEK, 9/2/66
CLAIM TO FAME:Twos
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Dos Testes
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BEYONCE, 9/4/81
CLAIM TO FAME: Not really that famous, but apparently she sings or something.
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER:DIY divorce papers so she can dump that old dude she's married to.
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EVAN RACHEL WOOD, 9/7/87
CLAIM TO FAME: Native of Raleigh, NC, ya heard?!
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Our ever ratcheting wood.
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FIONA APPLE, 9/13/77
CLAIM TO FAME: CRSWILF (Chick Rock Singer We'd Like to Friend)
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A cheeseburger
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HEIDI MONTAG, 9/15/86
CLAIM TO FAME: The stupidest person alive
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A lobotomy
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MADELINE ZIMA, 9/16/85
CLAIM TO FAME: Complex starlet!
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A clear, lime-flavored malt liquor drink. About seven of 'em.
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MOON BLOODGOOD, 9/20/75
CLAIM TO FAME: Terminator Salvation badass
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A skateboard
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CATHERINE ZETA-JONES, 9/25/69
CLAIM TO FAME: Spouse of an aged douchebag.
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Pearl necklace
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CHRISTINA MILIAN, 9/26/81
CLAIM TO FAME: "Dip It Low"!
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Gift certificate to PinkBerry
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MONICA BELLUCCI, 9/30/64
CLAIM TO FAME: Kinda pretty much the hottest woman ever
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Any damn thing she wants
