Nerds everywhere, rejoice! World Of Warcraft is coming to the big screen. Of course, you h4rdc0r3 fans knew that already, but the project got one step closer to reality today when Sam Raimi (Spiderman, Drag Me To Hell) signed on to direct. Given Raimi's experience with big franchises, we're sure the WoW flick will have plenty of wild moments, but here are Eight Warcraft Moments that definitely won't wind up in the movie...

When Warcraft Subscriptions Get Cancelled, Kids FREAK OUT:

Nerds Plot, Leeeee-ROOOOOY Jenkins Doesn't Give A Damn:

Your Wife Is In Labor, Why Not Go Home And Play Warcraft For A Few Hours?

Warcraft Helps In The Fight Against Childhood Obesity:

We're Sure Someone Has Really Done This Over WoW:

Who Said Warcraft Players Couldn't Get Laid?:

No Slacking During The WoW Tourney. Get On Game!:

Don't Just Stand There, Bust A Move: