John Brown: Who Will Lead The GOP Into Irrelevance?

Our resident political expert, the King Of Da Burbz, forecasts the future of the Republican Party. Things aren't looking good.

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In his weekly column, rapper John Brown'the self-proclaimed "King Of Da Burbz"'will be offering his insight into politics and current events to the Complex readers. Check out "Politickin With John Brown" every Thursday.

After eight grueling years of destroying various aspects of our country, the GOP is finally destroying itself. The country's cultural landscape has shifted in a way that has Republicans fabricating heroic anecdotes, embracing ebonics and scrambling for a leader. Hella entertaining. I'm sure there's some competition for Obama out there, but if so, I haven't seen anyone. Most that have emerged only reinforce confidence that a Democratic majority will have a dynasty not seen since the days of Roc-A-Fella. Now we all know that Joe The Skinhead and Sarah Pipeline are gunning for that number # 1 spot. But let's look at some of the other potential leaders who could drive the GOP even deeper into irrelevance...

5) BOBBY JINDAL

• The question isn't whether or not he'll run for president, but how soon. Sure homie pops more pills than Cindy McCain at a rave and blurts out racist observations at a rate that would make Prince Harry blush. But he's nice on the mic, markets himself well and has internet soldiers ready to go to war for his faux-freedom. And the democrats are wisely boosting his importance, knowing that a 2012 primary win for Rush is anathema for a GOP future.

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