So porn star Stormy Daniels might be contemplating a run for the U.S. Senate, thanks to a public-led Internet drive that has begun to attract national attention. "I might be a slut and a whore," she says, "but I'm not a criminal, and I've never been a hypocrite." Count us in, Stormy. You had us at "I might be a slut and a whore."
In fact, Ms. Daniels wouldn't be the first adult starlet to attempt to penetrate public office. We went back and found six vixens who tried to make the jump from
fucking porn to fucking-people-over politics. See Stormy's predecessors below...
CANDIDATE: Cheri Manescu
OFFICE: Mayor of Rome (2008)
CONTROVERSIAL POSITIONS: The institution of Bukkake Fridays
SUGGESTED SLOGAN: "The (All) Natural Choice."
CANDIDATE: Mary Carey
OFFICE: Governor of California (2003); Lieutenant Governor of California (2006)
CONTROVERSIAL POSITIONS: Hopefully, something about universal dental care
SUGGESTED SLOGAN: "It's the return of tits-for-tat politics."
CANDIDATE: Milly d'Abbraccio
OFFICE: Seat in city hall of Rome
CONTROVERSIAL POSITIONS: Her campaign poster, for one.
SUGGESTED SLOGAN: "Ass, what your country can do for you."
OFFICE: Italian Parliament (1987-1992) [She actually won!]
CONTROVERSIAL POSITIONS: Famously offered to let Saddam Hussein smash
SUGGESTED SLOGAN: "She knows how to win an erection."