Movie: Gui Ming Mo (2000)

It’d be safe bet to wager that Maggie Q, ass-kicking and insanely sexy star of The CW’s Nikita, would rather we don’t mention 2000’s Gui Ming Mo here, but, screw it, what do we have to lose? It’s not like she’s going to come to the Complex offices, karate-chop the front door into pieces, and roundhouse-kick staff members in the grills, right? Damn, maybe we should hire security after this. In the meantime, it’s our duty to point out that the Hong Kong-released Gui Ming Mo, supposedly of the often disappointing horror-comedy genre (just look at that stupid poster, up above), is a cyber phantom—very little is known about it, much less written, and the only user review on IMDb calls it “one of the worst movies” the self-appointed critic has ever seen. Even superwomen have their kryptonite.