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Post: "Andrew Bird – "Oh No" (Stream)"
Context: First comment ever on the blog, from Will at weallwantsomeone.org
blog is looking good man, nice start. - Will 10/3/2008
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Post: Oh Fuck! Pigeons and Planes Got Drunk and Put All The Best Songs in One Post!
Context: Motivational comment from our friends at DCtoBC.
everybody's audience is unique. you have people that go to your site over nahright.com because they just like it more. it's like a mom and pop store vs. a big ass tower records or best buy. we get to know our customers. those big spots don't even know their consumer's taste, and every time you go in there, there's a different guy working the register. everybody should ponder that shit real quick. - DCtoBC.com 12/08/2008
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Post: Oh Fuck! Pigeons and Planes Got Drunk and Put All The Best Songs in One Post!
Context: Motivational commenting in the early days of P&P
OH! and fuck the fact that other people post the same stuff. everybody's audience is unique. you have people that go to your site over nahright.com because they just like it more. it's like a mom and pop store vs. a big ass tower records or best buy. we get to know our customers. those big spots don't even know their consumer's taste, and every time you go in there, there's a different guy working the register. everybody should ponder that shit real quick. - DCtoBC.com 12/08/2008
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Post: Reasons Why Justin Bieber Shouldn't Rap and a Video of Him Doing It Anyway
Context: A Bielieber commented: "quit hatin cuz you chumps liven in moms basement getting no pussy"
Why does everybody assume that bloggers live in their mom’s basement? And FYI, when my mom goes out to dinner, the basement turns into Pussyfest 2011. Swoooop - Confusion 11/03/2011
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Post: Video: Kid Cudi & Little Boots Duet at SXSW
Context: The real Kid Cudi, we think.
Hey this is Kid Cudi. Keep doin yo thing man. Thanx for keepin my fans updated and for all your support. A Kid Named Cudi - Kid Cudi 3/23/2009
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Post: You/Not You: A Pigeons & Planes Mix
Context: Love.
this website is like a sunny day mixed with maple syrup on a plate of scrambled eggs and fuckin, strawberries and shit. i love you, con. - Tamara 3/16/2011
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Post: Oh Fuck! Pigeons and Planes Got Drunk and Put All THe Best Songs In One Post
Context: Confusion lays out what P&P is all about.
Before I had this blog, this is the kind of place I was looking for. I like Jay-Z. I also like Jenny Lewis. I couldn't find that all in one blog. That's what I love about P&P. I get what you're saying but I disagree with it and it goes against everything I started this for. I hope that some people come here for the new Kanye and end up getting into The Kills. That would make my day. - Confusion 12/06/2008
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Post: P&P Got a Redesign. Check Us Out!
Context: We got a makeover, and people finally noticed us.
Just like in the movies, P&P is so beautiful after the makeover, but the beauty was always inside this shy and awkward and geeky girl. - PancakeMcKennz 12/08/2011
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Post: 25 Worst Pieces of 2pac Fan Art
Context: We posted the worst fan art and one of the artists saw it, apparently
Holy shit nr 16 is my drawing ,one with bleu and red..dude i drew that on a post in about a minute.. you know fuck you ..people are doing a tribute for their rapper ,whoever made this thread is a dickhole - Peter 4/20/2012
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Post: How to Not Get Your Music Posted On Blogs
Context: This person hates bloggers.
without us there is NO you! be honored that nincompoops are wasting enough bandwidth to keep your site afloat u douche. since when did opinionated nerds become trend-setters/opinion leaders? Since when did nerds drink champagne? GTFouttaHere! Fuck your vanishing profession! The people will wake up and realize you “bloggers” are nothing but dick riding summarizers hoping to the ride the right dick for a future pay off. You will never be a DJ. Stop IT. Youre the reason the game is all fucked up. you faggots dont party, you faggots dont live, you faggots watch gay born praying for jizz. let the LED burn the few heterosexual brain cells you have left. Youre a prison to the chair overcome your anal retentiveness - NastySaibot 9/03/2012
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Post: Video: AraabMuzik Remixes Skrillex Live
Context: In response to Brendan writing, "I’m not going to write disparaging things about Skrillex. I personally don’t like his music, but he is very, very popular."
skrillex fucking rips. you’re probably just butthurt your boy tyler the creator (who is one of the softest rappers ever) didn’t get nominated. this whole blog can suck cocks in hell. - Nemesis Enforcer 12/13/2011
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Post: New! Rick Ross - "Magnificent ft. John Legend"
Context: This guy kind of defends Rick Ross, kind of makes fun of him.
oh man if there’s anything that redeems (and at the same time makes him just so, so much worse) rick ross, it’s his total ownage of his completly fat ass. dude is fucking ridiculously fat. like not oh-he’s-a-big-dude-who-put-on-some-weight fat, but this dude-ate-way-too-much-and-is-now-just-straight-up-hella-fat fat. but he’s always rolling around with no shirt on, has that video where obviously he didn’t think it was completely hilarious to start by showing his fat ass cannonball into the sea off some miami highway, did that mtv jams interview all reclined with his ample girth just splayed out…dude just owns it. so way to go (kinda) rick ross. - Will 1/29/2009
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Post: Trey Songz - "Take You Home"
Context: Trey Songz kissed a 15-year-old, and this 15-year-old kid is justifying Trey Songz's 15-year-old-kissing ways.
I’m 15 nd I’m a DIE HARD Trey Songz Fan, nd for his Career, i would have str8 up told him b4 i even got involved “Look em 15, so if I go on stage, you know, just know that I am under age”…B/C its Trey Songz, ov course he is sexual! - Treyfan 6/28/2010
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Post: Drake - "I'm Ready For You" Drake Brings Out Jay-Z and Em at OVO Festival
Context: This person really hates Drake.
I vomited all over my keyboard. I’m suing drake for giving me music poisoning. - vomit 8/05/2010
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Post: Video: Baby Eating Chili to Dubstep
Context: A commenter said, "I got $10 on Confusion trying to raise his child to do the same thing."
I’m not going to “raise” my child to do anything. I’m going to “train” my child to only do viral things. As a baby, my child will watch nothing but viral videos. Then I’ll make some kind of shock collar to discourage any behavior that isn’t at least slightly viral. My children are going to be memes. - Confusion 12/12/2010
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Post: Kanye West ft. Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Bon Iver, and Nicki Minaj - "Monster"
Context: Nicki Minaj's verse on "Monster" has this person believing in God and quoting a Gucci Mane parody lyric.
Song is crack. I beileve In a God. Nicki actually murders everyone on this song and as a ye fan that hurts to say. Her flow on this stupid, stupid retarded…..And I think I just farted… - eMac 8/27/2010
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Post: Ugh, Justin Bieber Freestyles Again
Context: Someone asked why we post Justin Bieber rapping
I don’t know how you could resist watching Justin Bieber rap. I don’t like hippos pooping either, but have you ever seen that? It’s crazy. Look up a video of a hippo pooping. It’s like that. Not saying it’s good, just being like “ew, look.” That kind of thing. Get it? Also, P&P sold out a while ago. Swooop you should see how many chains I’m wearing right now. My alarm clock plays rotating Watch The Throne songs and I have a framed painting of myself hanging over my fireplace. - Confusion 11/18/2011
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Post: King Fantastic - "Locals Only"
Context: Note that this is the second time that "sucks cocks in hell" has appeared in our comments.
this song, much like everyone’s mom at pigeons n planes sux cocks in hell. - Chet Bromeister 7/12/2011
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Post: Classic Album Covers Reinterpreted With Kittens
Context: If you've noticed, we try to incorporate as much animal-related content as we can.
This is no joke. I talk about an animal blog at least once a day. I have pitched the idea to multiple people. I am desperately trying to make this happen. I imagine it as a fun, light blog with the occasional deep, informative article. You know, cute puppies, cat fails, silly llamas, stuff like that. But then like every couple weeks we’ll be like, “Hey, we sent a guy to the jungle to study the mating rituals of many rare animals.” People will be like, “DAMN, this P&P sister animal blog is no joke.” Also, we’ll have a recurring feature on pictures of different animals mating. Classic. Also some gorillas/chimps are learning to use interesting technology and I think we could partner with a zoo and coordinate a bi-weekly guest blog from a primate. - Confusion 2/03/13
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Post: 10 Bands We Want to See Make a Comeback
Context: In response to saying nobody cares about the band Live without their lead singer
Hey confusion, I guess no one cared about Alice In Chains without Layne, huh *cough**cough*BlackGivesWayToBlueWasCertifiedGold*cough**hack**spit* Aren’t interested in Live without Ed “I sell overpriced coffee beans and sing hallelujah to Gawd-uh with thank$ for the money I fucked my former bandmates out of” Kowalczyk? Great! Go fuck yourself to sleep by the sounds of his solo album. But by all means I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself by trying to jump back on any fast-moving bandwagon if/when +LIVE+, with their new singer, explodes back onto the scene. So be sure to stay the fuck away… - Jagoff 1/27/2012
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Post: Remix Contest: Questlove Released a Free Breakbeat and We Want You To Remix It
Context: We try to hold a remix contest, and a commenter questions Jon Tanners' qualifications.
who is Jon Tanners and what qualifies him to judge my art? - killaqkid210 6/10/2012
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Post: The 10 Most Absurd Danny Brown Lines
Context: Our very own Jon Tanners draws a very insightful parallel between WWII movies and oral sex raps.
A lot of movies have been made about WWII. Not a lot of those movies were Inglourious Basterds. All oral sex raps are not created equally. - Jon Tanners 6/20/2012
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Post: Tragedy At Coachella: Lykke Li Gets Engaged
Context: During Coachella, it is revealed that Lykke Li is engaged. Someone comments that "this is bullshit" and Confusion responds.
this IS some bullshit. fuck coachella, fuck pop music as a genre, and fuck 2012. - Confusion 4/24/2012
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Post: The Big Picture
Context: P&P is grateful and slightly emo.
Just wanted to say thanks for everyone for the support. I really appreciate you. I feel like everyone says that, but I hope you can tell how much this shit means to me and how glad I am that people are into it. It’s going to take time, but I promise this site will keep getting better and better. I started from nothing – no connections, no tech knowledge, just a love for music and a weird feeling that I need to write. So it’s been a long way to get here, but I’ve learned a lot and I’ve got a lot of ideas. I’m still new to WordPress and hosting has been an issue, but in the near future I should be able to give you guys direct links to mp3s, a player so you can easily stream before downloading anything, t-shirts, stickers, and plenty of other good shit. Thanks for sticking with me, especially those of you who have helped spread the word, helped me when I get confused about technical stuff, or just been loyal followers. If a blog was measured by the quality of its followers, I’m pretty sure we'd be the number 1 site on the internets. - Confusion 4/13/2010
