Frank Ocean is dominating the Internet right now. His pop up shop and release of Blonde is all anyone is talking about. The magazine was released in four different locations (Los Angeles, New York City, Chicago, London) and if you weren't able to get to one of these locations, you've kind of been left in the dark on what exactly is inside of the magazine. 

Thanks to Twitter, we now know atleast one feature from the first issue of Boys Don't Cry, and it involves Kanye West.

"The McDonald's Man" features Mr. West telling the story of how the french fries at McDonald's had a plan but was met with disdain by all of the other items on the menu. G.O.O.D. Music President Pusha T penned the original McDonald's jingle, maybe this is Ye's attempt to provide a followup melody.

Check out the piece for yourself here, courtesy of @duddersj, or read it below.

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Man

The french fries had a plan

The french fries had a plan

The salad bar and the ketchup made a band

Cus the french fries had a plan

The french fries had a plan

McDonalds Man

McDonalds

I know them french fries have a plan

I know them french fries have a plan

The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band

To overthrow the french fries plan

I always knew them french fries was evil man

Smelling all good and shit

I don't trust no food that smells that good man

I don't trust it

I just can't

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Man

McDonalds, damn

Them french fries look good tho

I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries

I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries

Even the McRib was jealous of the fries

I could see it through his artificial meat eyes

And he only be there some of the time

Everybody was jealous of them french fries

Except for that one special guy

That smooth apple pie

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