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By: John Walaszek and Katie K
Plies had a big 2014. He dropped two mixtapes, spewed infinite knowledge on Twitter, and even inspired a line of Christmas cards. Lately Plies has been a more active user of Instagram’s video feature, and is using the platform to get off some sound advice to his followers. Here are some of his best Instagram words of wisdom.
Plies aka your friendly neighborhood OB/GYN
Some people are very, very mistaken.
We’d listen to a Pillow Talk with Plies podcast.
Studios: we’re willing to write a western movie starring Plies if you’re interested. Shoot us an email or send carrier pigeon.
If you go to a 5 star restaurant with Plies, you better NOT order something as embarrassing as chicken nuggets. Please, have some respect for yourself.
Hire a babysitter. Plies is just looking out for the kids.
The regret of an over-the-top gift for someone burns deep, especially if it cost over 5 stykes.
Plies’ “Tuesday” remix is the remix people not only want, but need.
Wide eyed emoji x10. Also, this GIF x100.
Plies gets Viagra slipped in his drinks. Let’s sit back and think about that for a minute.
Plies has seen all the tricks in the book. Got to stay smart.
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“I hate when other people’s cribs smell like shit. I hate when I leave and smell like the crib.” – Kanye West, 2010/Plies 2014.
It’s a pretty safe guess that Plies is a loud, vocal, passionate lover, but it’s good to get some verbal confirmation.
Finding and exploring levels of trust with one another is an important piece of growing a relationship.
Getting touched down there drives Plies nuts.
Don’t bring those waist-shapers around Plies. Let it all hang out and be REAL.
There aren’t many people who’d have casual conversations like this with people who work in airports, but if we had to pick someone it’d be Plies.
It’s okay if you don’t know how to make banana pudding, but Plies just wants you to be honest about it. That’s all any of us would want.
