The only thing better than Ice-T being affiliated with Dungeons & Dragons is Ice-T not knowing what D&D is and recording a D&D audiobook without realizing what he was doing. Recently, the rapper/actor agreed to a random audiobook gig despite the fact that he didn’t know what he’d be reading. Being the trustworthy guy that he is, he showed up for the gig, didn’t question a thing, and spent the next two days in the recording booth reading Dungeons & Dragons.

“Son, it took me 3.5 hours to read 25 pages,” Ice-T recalled during a recent episode of Ice T’s Final Level Podcast. “Motherfuckers talk like Yoda […] Let me read some porno or something. I know about that.” We believe that, Ice-T. We do.

Listen to the podcast here, and if any of you get your hands on that audiobook, please feel free to share it with us.


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