Jay Z has already been involved in a lot of different ventures throughout his career: clothing, sporting teams, video games, music festivals, and even truffles. But foraying into a healthier lifestyle? Sure, why the fuck not. The rapper took to his Life + Times website to announce that he and wife Beyoncé are taking the 22 Day Challenge and going vegan. But because this is 2013 and no celebrity can cut their hair, let alone give up meat, without social media reacting, Twitter took it upon itself to help Jay out through this new phase in his life by replacing the words in his most notable song titles with—what else—vegetables. And we’re not talking about simple swaps-Tweeps got creative. Take a look at some of their more innovative suggestions below.

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