The Most Embarrassing Moments in Pigeons & Planes History

A lot of things have changed in the last five years. From our early days of reckless music blogging and ignorance to any trace of journalistic integrity, we've learned a lot, but it hasn't been easy. Along the way, we've enjoyed some great music, but we've also made a few mistakes and been through some shameful times. Looking back on our old posts is sometimes downright embarrassing, but we've decided to embrace it. In celebration of our fifth birthday, we take a look back at some of our most embarrassing posts ever.

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2. Where is Mr. Hudson?

3. The Lykke Li Poem

4. We Made The Most Annoying Song In The World

Publish date: October 24, 2011

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For some reason, Confusion and Brendan (p.k.a. Midas) were oddly proud of this song, which is essentially an elaborate inside joke. There was no method to their madness. Here's a really shitty song, guys!

In case you don't want the whole embarrassing post, here's the song:

5. The Best Redheads in Music

6. The Lindsay Lohan Tweet

7. Pigeon the Goldfish

8. Jagwar Ma - "Come Save Me"

9. New! Britney Spears Circus, Lace and Leather, If You Seek Amy

10. Oh Fuck! Pigeons and Planes got drunk and put all the best songs in one post!

11. Dance Music Post.

12. New! Don Diablo & Example - "Hooligans" (7 Mixes)

13. Death Cab For Cutie - You Are A Tourist

14. Magnetic Man - "I Need Air"

Publish date: March 29, 2011

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It’s more interesting than American pop, but right where I think the drums are gonna pick up, they just keep stabbing on in little half-assed jabs, like a dull knife poking at a rubbery ball.  Maybe I just don’t understand it. *Puts on Euro style male capri pants, tries to understand* 

I can assure you that Confusion doesn't hate Europeans. Just ask Constant Gardner.

15. Mashup-Germany - "Top of the Pops 2011 (What the F*ck)"

Publish date: December 4, 2011

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My guilty pleasure of the year was definitely Britney Spears’ “Til The World Ends.” 

I admit to liking Britney Spears' "Til The World Ends," my credibility is completely shattered.

16. 10 Pictures of Musicians With Dolphins

17. Happy Valentine's Day

Publish date: February 14, 2011

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Single on Valentine’s Day, sigh. For all of you fortunate ones out there that have found true love – enjoy it and treasure it. Make sweet love to your lovers, and think of me.

This is, hands down, the saddest and creepiest thing we have ever written. Confusion's dark days. Points for including otters, though.

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