Year: 2009
Director: Chris Milk

Complex homie Jorma Taccone gets his heart ripped out while being dumped in a diner, and watches said cardiac organ bleed all over the formica (not to mention a couple of plates of peas). You know it's realistic 'cause Jorma's ex doesn't even bat an eyelash—that's cold!

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
The average human heart will beat 2.5 billion times over the course of a normal life span.