This Fake Transcript of Nav Talking About Pretzels, Drake, and The Weeknd Has Become a Meme

The internet is a weird but sometimes hilarious place.

Nav attends the 2019 Juno Awards

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Nav attends the 2019 Juno Awards

A fake transcript of a real interview Nav did with Pitchfork has been making the rounds online and it involves eating pretzels, Drake, The Weeknd, and going to the hospital. 

"All the dudes around me—which in case you forgot: The Weeknd, Drake, those dudes—are always crunching on pretzels," the fake transcript reads. "And I just sit there watching them eat. It feels symbolic but I don't know what it means." 

"Oh, every time... Drake always offers me and what am I supposed to do? I'm not gonna deny a pretzel from Drake," it continues. "So I eat the sh*t. Ten minutes later I gotta go home. But in reality, I'm not going home. I'm going to the ER to get my stomach pumped."

Check out the fake interview for yourself:

honestly this was the weirdest part of the Nav interview to me

— will (@fuckmarrywill) March 27, 2019

Like most things on the internet, this bizarre (and to reiterate fake) story has taken on a life of its own. Now, Nav being peer pressured into eating a pretzel has become the latest viral meme.  

Drizzy: Hey Nav, wanna pretzel?


— 🌹 KAMAL ABU JILANI 🌹 (@ripbabyface_) March 28, 2019

When Nav eats a pretzel

— Cameron (@ThatManCam) March 28, 2019

NAV when drake offers him a pretzel #NAV #OVO #Drake

— cristian (@cristianlazaro1) March 28, 2019

How quickly people were willing to believe Nav would risk anaphylaxis to impress Drake is really something.

— Craig Bro Dude (@CraigSJ) March 28, 2019

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