Lil Wayne loves to rap about sex. Sometimes the lyrics are witty. For example, who could forget this line: "I'm trying to eat healthier, so I ate a veggie/Sucked on that pussy, I feel better already"? Perfect execution from Weezy F Baby.
Sometimes, however, the lyrics were terrible. There was about a five-year grace period—between Rebirth and I Am Not a Human Being II—where Weezy couldn't quite hit the mark with his metaphors. In fact, his rhymes could be best described as bizarre, sensationalist, and sometimes downright offensive. It's a period of time that produced 15 of Lil Wayne's Most Awful Sex Lyrics. Don't use these rhymes on your girl, unless you want to receive a restraining order in the process.
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"Ride me like a horse, b***hes call me Charley."
"I wax that a**, she make that Mr. Miyagi face."
"That p***y boneless, that's Chick-fil-A."
"I dive in that p***y, ya I belly flop, I jack knife."
"Girl, when I think of you/My d**k just start to jumping like a f**king kangaroo."
"Now take your f**king clothes off, let me see that Donkey Kong/I swing your a** back and forth, back and forth on my monkey bar."
"It's Young Money baby, take your clothes off/Give me them three holes, bowlin' ball."
"I f**k her 'til she cry, make that ho drink her f**kin' tears/Lord, I hope she swallow more than tears."
"Girl, I got that 12 play for ya, that 12 play for ya/Just sit on my grill, that's that tailgate for ya."
"I hope that p***y warmer than luke, and sweet as Godiva/Suck this d**k and swallow that nut, and call it penis colada."
"I'm gonna wear that a** out like a uniform/So ride this d**k like a horse, pony, unicorn."
"Beat that p***y, go to sleep, she got that Tylenol P.M./F**k that b***h until she tired, 'til she tired like a rim."
"And I'll make that b***h scream, and shout, and let it all out/I'll put it in her backyard like a f**kin' doghouse."
"You my lady, and that p***y feel like a haven/We can make babies, let's be creative."
"I stand up in that p***y like a sunroof."
