10 Grown Humans Who Are Jealous of Asahd Khaled, a Baby

These ten adults are jealous of Asahd Khaled, who is a baby.

DJ Khaled 'Grateful' cover
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DJ Khaled 'Grateful' cover

Asahd Khaled is only eight months old but he's already one of the most recognizable names and faces in hip-hop. Being the son of the DJ Khaled helped him achieve this level of fame, but his own overall chill AF demeanor has cemented it.

But anytime someone starts shining, the haters will start hating... and they're hating hard on Asahd. But why? Most babies his age are just shitting themselves and throwing up everywhere. Why get mad at a baby that's out here prospering? He's an executive producer of an album at eight months. Good job Asahd, I salute you. But anyways, here are 10 grown humans who are jealous of Asahd Khaled, who is a baby. 

Ok, who isn't jealous of Asahd's pictures? my baby pictures are nowhere close to looking awesome. Hell, my pictures as an adult aren't cool
Why the fuck am i not asahd , this infant achieved all my dreams and goals of 20 years in 3 months
Dawg Asahd is 7 months old and doing fucking great ever, I can't even wipe my own ass that age HAHAHA FUCK ME
Everytime I see how much dj khaled loves asahd it make me wanna fuck my parents up
Mahn I wish I was Asahd, the fuck?
Asahd's credit score is better than mine
I keep forgetting Asahd is a baby. Like when I look at him he seems like he can tell me very important business advice
Only person in this world I'm jealous of is Asahd Khaled lmao lil homie got it made at 7 months
Asahd is about to have a dope ass life I never thought I'd be jealous of a baby
im so jealous of asahd khaled

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