Remember that time you went to Olive Garden, gorged on approximately 33 breadsticks, downed three poorly concocted mixed drinks, then realized you had been waiting for nearly two hours just to place faux Alfredo in your deserves-better-than-that stomach? Well, Fetty Wap is reportedly quite familiar with the inexplicable misery of this experience and has decided to use his undeniably influential public platform to put the so-called Italian restaurant on proper blast.
At an Olive Garden in New Jersey, Fetty Wap took a stand against slow service by apparently exiting the premises before settling his bill. According to esteemed literary journal TMZ, Fetty and a group of friends were enjoying appetizers and a round of drinks as they waited for their entrées — a wait that eventually ballooned to two hours and led to the permanent absence of the main course. Though Fetty Wap had supposedly already parted ways with an unearned $100 during the wait, he reportedly left the restaurant in an admirable fit of frustration without paying the remaining $60.
Neither Olive Garden or Fetty Wap have commented on this inspiring act of protest, though the world can unanimously recommend that the restaurant best known as the place your religious aunts gather every Sunday should definitely avoid a public feud with America's current reigning champ of the charts.
Someone please make #StandWithFettyWap a thing.
