Did anyone else watch The Roast of Justin Bieber and secretly ship the 21-year-old pop star with the best and most unexpected of his roasters, Martha Stewart? Can't be the only one here, right? The sexual tension was PALPABLE! In a new Interview Magazine interview, Bieber and Stewart prove that they are indeed OTP (one true pairing) and belong together. (I'm sort of kidding but it is way more fun reading it that way.)
Bieber dishes to the homemaking queen about his new album—he's working with Kanye and Rick Rubin—and how creepy Scooter Braun was at first. "He kind of stalked me, basically," says Bieber. "... After a while, it got kind of creepy to my mom, so she finally gave him a call to tell him to stop calling. She ended up talking to him for about two hours. They kept in touch, and we eventually made a trip out to Atlanta to see what he's about and to see what kind of connections he could get."
Martha and Justin also talk about the first time they met (I am obviously spinning this in my head as a cute "how they met" story) and what his summer plans are: He's gonna be on a boat in Ibiza eating grilled salmon and mashed potatoes—to which Martha coldly replies, "Simple food." She later calls him "tequila boy" (oh my) and asks him if he has a girlfriend.
"No girlfriend at the moment, no. I'm single," Bieber confirms. But like... WHAT IF HE AND MARTHA START DATING? I know the 52-year age difference is a bit much but can you imagine?
Read the rest of the interview in the new issue of Interview. There are more than enough shirtless Bieber photos (by photographer Steven Klein) to plaster your walls with.