What's better than groupie stories? Very few things, really. Some are simple. So simple they're tough to believe. For example, an oldie but goodie: Derek Jeter had sex with my friend and gave her a gift basket. But some are so unbelievable that they have to be real. Because who would make up a story involving Jeter sitting on his couch naked watching highlights of himself while beating himself on the chest screaming: 'Yeah, Jeets, yeah!" I don't care what you say, that story has to be true.
Yesterday, a reddit user started a thread asking the question: "Girls who have slept with rock stars; How was it? What was your perception of the person afterwards? What did your friends and family think (if you told them)? etc." What followed were groupie stories involving an eclectic array of musicians. Everyone from LMFAO to Lil Wayne to Tommy Lee.
Did your ex sleep with Justin Bieber? How about the white Wu-Tang member? Did your mom leave a party with Joan Jett once upon a time? I'm going to be honest, these are good, but only one of 'em can bang with that one about Jeets.
Angel Diaz is a staff writer for Complex Media. Follow him @ADiaz456.