Veteran social media troll Patrick Carney, also known as The Black Keys' drummer, has turned his dislocated shoulder into a Lifetime original movie. After injuring himself yesterday swimming off the island of Saint-Barthélemy, Carney took to Instagram for self-deprecating coverage of his hospital stay.

The photo above was captioned, "Tune into my new lifetime movie. 'Dislocated shoulder' airing right now." 

So who should play Carney in his Lifetime Original? To continue the network's pattern of disappointment and poor casting, we'd suggest Rob Schneider.