As if we didn't warn you back in June, the festival that's making waves in SoCal is back again and packing the sort of heat that can only be expected at this point. Trust me, baby birds, I missed Round 1 of Splash House back in 2013 and hated myself until I caught up with round two in June of this year. Trust me when I tell you I'm not missing it again, as another three days in August (8-10) will be filled with Splash House goodness..

Because they're not going to stop uploading photos of the music you didn't hear and the babes you never struck out with, and you'll never stop saying "next time, next time" until you experience it and realize "ok, every time." Like I said, the line up is stacked, with enough summer disco fluff to shake your floaties off plus some future bounce served up by blog wet dream, Goldlink, and more good-time-tropical-summer-ass-moving house than you'll know what to do with. (Oh, also Chromeo, Cut Copy, and Flume. You're welcome.) It's like the best line-up at the best Vegas pool party you've ever been to, except without the pretentious assholes and $15 bud lights. And no Avicii. (Suuuuuuuuuuuucks, right?)

You know the deal. Get your tickets and room packages now before it's all sold out again.