Date: December 1, 1997
Legendary saxophonist (and middle-aged Justin Guarini) Kenny G set a record in 1997 for holding an E-Flat for over 45 minutes. To accomplish this, he used a technique called Circular Breathing, which keeps a steady stream of air flowing through the saxophone even as the player breathes. While the length is impressive, we can't help but think about how that must have been one of the most boring performances in world history. You might say, the whole show fell flat. GET IT?!?