What The Hell Just Happened In Music This Week?

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Macklemore Instagrammed an apologetic text to Kendrick, which included a cop out for not publicly admitting he "robbed him."

Date: January 27

"With Macklemore winning four Grammys and Kendrick winning none, the Seattle rapper has turned into quite the rap villain with fans like Michael Rapaport tweeting about how upset they are about his victory (like we predicted).

Macklemore took to Instagram to post photos of text messages he sent Kendrick after the awards. Although Macklemore never actually apologizes, he admits he robbed the Compton rapper of an award that even he felt belonged to Kendrick."—Dharmic X, Insanul Ahmed

Justin Bieber dipped to Panama to escape from the madness of his DUI arrest.

Date: January 27

"After an insanely hectic week for Justin Bieber, things slowed down just a bit this weekend as the singer took a trip down to Panama. The purpose of that trip, though, is an open question: It's either a vacation to escape America's glaring eyes or an intervention staged by Scooter Braun and Usher in order to coax Bieber into entering rehab."—Jordan Sargent

The kid who spit racial slurs at Kim Kardashian will get a $250,000+ payout for his ignorance.

Date: January 28

"Earlier this month, it was reported that Kanye West allegedly assaulted an 18-year-old outside of a Beverly Hills doctor's office. West attacked the teenager after he allegedly spouted a bunch of racial slurs at West's fiancée Kim Kardashian. TMZ now reports that the case will be settled out of court, with the victim receiving more than $250K to not pursue criminal prosecution."—Claire Lobenfeld

Jay Z one-ups Blue Ivy's gold sippy cup and gives J. Cole his first Roc-A-Fella chain.

Date: January 28

"Jay Z gave J. Cole the ultimate birthday gift. We're talking the kind of present that shits on everything one could possibly receive.

Not only did Hov make a surprise appearance at Jermaine's concert at Madison Square Garden, he also gave him his original Roc-A-Fella chain. Yes, the original.

Here's what Jay Z had to say about it during the show: 'It's your birthday but that on your neck is my original Roc chain, and it's yours.'"—Karizza Sanchez

Cam'ron and A-Trak dropped "Humphrey" from their upcoming EP.

Date: January 29

"Last week, Cam'ron and A-Trak set off a wave of excitement in the music world when they announced they were releasing a new joint EP called Federal Reserve with appearances from fellow Dipset members Jim Jones and Juelz Santana.

Now they've offered the first glimpse of what that project might look like, sharing the art, above, and the first single, "Humphrey." It features additional production from Fool's Gold artist and frequent Action Bronson collaborator Party Supplies."—Kyle Kramer

The Toronto Police Service issued a warrant for Justin Bieber, adding "assault" to his growing list of impropriety. 

Date: January 29

"Just when it seemed like smooth sailing for Justin Bieber, TMZ reports that he has been charged with criminal assault. The charges come from a incident last December when Bieber and his entourage were taking a limousine in Toronto. The group allegedly got into an altercation with the driver.

One of the alleged crew members is being investigated for the assault. TMZ's sources say Bieber "will be booked for assault, given a citation and released on his own recognizance.'"—Claire Lobenfeld

Shakira dropped a video for her duet with Rihanna, "Can't Remember To Forget You" and halted all producivity because... well... just look at them.

Date: January 30

"Shakira has released the music video for "Can't Remember to Forget You" with Rihanna, where the two singers travel off to an exotic island for a sweet rendezvous. While the song is clearly about a man in Shakira's life, she and Rihanna do an excellent job of treating it as if they were singing about each other. They spend half the video rubbing up on one another, and the other half gyrating to the rock-infused production. One thing is for sure: after watching this music video, we won't be forgetting about Shakira or Rihanna anytime soon."—Edwin Ortiz