My poor childhood sidekick, Teddy. He came everywhere with me until his unfortunate demise, falling out of a car when I was thirteen, never to be seen or heard from again. Aside from being reminded of the embarrassing fact that I carried a stuffed animal with me until my Jewish adulthood, Teddy Killerz haunt me with the traumatizing image that maybe holds them accountable for the untimely death of my beloved pal.
That being said, their SoundCloud says they are made of plush, so I just have to put the terroristic mental images aside and give in to some unbelievable bass music. I reviewed their Teddy Massacre EP, and have been following these guys ever since. They are amazing.
I am still a little horrified to think of what they had to do to earn their name. To be honest, their music sounds like it could be recordings from some sort of stuffed toy slaying factory. Rhythmically arranged and maybe distorted a bit, but just as scary. Just check out some of their imagery.
But to ease my fears and yours, they shower us with presents. They even package them with a pretty note:
Happy New Year, dear people!
Thanks you for following us. Here is 4 free tunes for your pleasure!
Yours,
Teddy Killerz
So sweet of them. Makes you feel warm and fuzzy, doesn't it? That is how they prefer it. Like fattening up a turkey and inviting him to dinner as some cruel joke. You have just become a victim to their slaughter. The first track is a gangster rude boi remix of a Laidblak song, the type of shit that makes you think of Jamaica outside the resort. Some real guerrilla type of gore. That is followed by three tracks that are literally killer.
Sometimes, everyone needs to get all fluffed up, just to have their insides torn to bits by some crazy bass music artists.
On that note, Happy New Year.
