It's probably hard for some to avoid being douchey about EDM at one time or another. That goes for DAD. When you couple a person's age, their experience within the dance music scene, and how into a certain genre or style of dance music they are, you open the floodgates for a wide variety of douchey sayings. Especially when you factor in the Internets, which can make the lifespan of songs, stories, and artists seem very short in the grand scheme of things.

In an effort to cut down on the douche-like tendencies DAD wants to hold the mirror up to all of us, exposing some of the douchey shit that man EDM fans have uttered, in hope that we can all learn to do better... and stop being douches.