We like to drink as much as the next rap listener, because we know that the feeling of invincibility and power that comes with rap music also comes with a bottle of...well, any liquor. So why is hip-hop inundated with the shitty ones? Every rapper is an entrepreneur, but do they all have to sponsor booze? Why does every rapper need his own brand of liquor? Why would Cam'ron name an alcoholic beverage "Sizzurp"? The world may never know.