Ever wondered what going to a Rick Ross pool party would be like? Don't forget the part of that daydream where you embarass yourself, by falling into Ross's pool.
Spin found out firsthand what that was like the fun/hard way, in an insane, hilarious piece published today about basically hanging out with Rick Ross for a weekend, and especially great are where the particulars of hanging around Ross's house—the one from the "Pop That" video—are concerned. Like the cardboard cutouts of LeBron and A-Rod. Or Meek Mill requesting a "rosé hookah." And then recieving a hookah made out of a peach Ciroq bottle instead.
Sounds kind of incredible, right? Except for that party when you basically fall—or even worse, just straight-up walked—into the pool, in the least-cool moment of the Rick Ross pool party, or Music Writers At Rapper Pool Parties, period.
Which actually happened, to Spin writer Jordan Sargent:
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And now you know what it's like to fall/walk into Rick Ross's pool. Service journalism, at its finest.
[Via Spin]