Lawn Guyland. Long Island. Whatever. After the shitshow last Halloween with Sebastian Ingrosso's "All Mixed Up Event," I don't think anyone in Nassau County wants to deal with ravers again. Plus, do any ravers event WANT to go to Nassau Colliseum? It's certainly not historic (because no one cares about the Islanders), and it's definitely not sexy. It's no wonder the Islanders are joining the Nets in Brooklyn in 2015. We're going to leave this one out.