Jay-Z and Beyonce are now pop music's first billion dollar couple. Bow the f**k down.
News broke this week that the Carters became the first billionaire couple in the history of pop music. It's another stinging reminder that these two are more wealthy than many of us will ever comprehend. Fresh off an anniversary trip controversy that president Obama himself was forced to address, you'd think these two would take a moment to chill, right? Nah. Jay-Z returned to the paper trail and wrote an actual letter about his decision to sell his shares of the Brooklyn Nets to focus on new ventures with Roc Nation Sports. Don't be surprised (or offended) when Jay buys Bey a planet as an anniversary gift while the common man is still bitching about $200 dates on Twitter. Don't get in your feelings when he raps about it, either. —Julian Kimble