April showers bring May flowers, right? That's fitting, because rap is really sad right now, and even though we've watched some great things in music happen this week, we can't ignore these feelings. "No New Friends"? Why not, Drake? "All I need is this hookah. And this paddle game."

The moment we wanted to shed thug tears for Drizzy, Beyonce and Jay-Z were named pop music's first billion dollar couple. Yes, they own the game. But we'll let the GIFs do the talking. Here's what the hell just happened in music this week

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